Miagi’s controversy originates mostly from his outright Exotic looks and features. They often have exaggerated features such wider than normal chests and bodies, at times very muscular, shorter muzzles, more defined stops, bigger heads and have more mass than your ordinary American Bully. ![]() These Exotic American Bullies tend to favor more of the “Bull” side of the Pit Bull. The Exotic American Bullies however is a relatively new term for the somewhat “overdone” type of American Bullies. The American Bully has a bullier, shorter, more compact, denser body than your average Blue pitbull. The American Bully in itself is a fairly new breed – barely 25 years in the making and stemming off from the bullier type American Pit bull Terriers and American Staffordshires. Exotic American Bullies such as Miagi are 50% The Bully Camp Line and 50% Razors Edge. This Dog has gain a vast deal of popularity in the American Bully Community. Jon Voight… how the mighty have fallen, and all in this movie.The Bully Camp Line’s Mr.Hooray for the cheesy cartoon sound effects.Never before have I wanted to use a Netflix DVD in my weekly skeet shooting target practice, for fear of the penalty fees, but in this case I think it might actually be a service to my fellow human beings. It’s stupid, it’s unnatural and it isn’t as funny as they think it is. It sort of worked with Babe, but every filmmaker post- Babe has used the CGI/animal paring for nothing short of pure evil. I’m not sure what is more creepy, the fact that they cast ex-porn star Simon Rex as the lead of a kid’s comedy or the blatant abuse of CGI that lets filmmakers create unnatural moments of animals walking and brushing their teeth like humans. Toss in a romantic subplot about a fellow officer (Jaime Pressly), Jon Voight defying all attempts at role typecasting by playing a sinister bad guy with a ponytail (who knows karate, of course), a dog party/orgy, and every doggy pun that Bob Clark got from his three-year-old niece’s joke book, and you have a cinematic nightmare ready to consume worlds. You know there will be a scene where Fowler rightfully freaks out over Cho-Cho’s talkative nature, they will sport an Odd Couple living situation complete with hilarious misunderstandings, and by the end of the movie both man and dog will have bonded and presumably shared fleas and doggy treats by a roaring fire. There’s absolutely nothing that anyone who’s seen these types of movies can’t predict in advance. In his situation, he’s overly reliant on a giant laptop computer named COLAR (get it? the dog/police theme?) to help solve crime scenes by, I don’t know, logging onto the fantastic “internet” and hacking into the police database to see what actual detectives have found.īefore you can say “wacky cop pairing,” Fowler and Cho-Cho team up to solve this great and terrible crime. Fowler is the kind of stereotypical underdog that every precinct is required to lug around for their unorthodox methods. Tasked by Miyagi to “team up with he who searches for the truth” and also to “sweep the legs,” Cho-Cho latches on to nerdy Det. And, for all you know, do income taxes and systematic theology. Miyagi himself, Pat Morita, is karate-chopped into oblivion by mysterious Evil Men In Masks (they are not to be trusted), and the only witness to the crime is his dog Cho-Cho. And yet the convergence of so many semi-famous actors makes this a more spectacular car wreck, as if you substituted the smashed-up SUV and station wagon for a leaking cement mixer and a circus wagon full of clown parts. If you haven’t guessed, Karate Dog will make mincemeat of any mental defenses you put up, leaving you a hollow, gibbering shell of a human being for three to four hours after viewing. There have been war crime tribunals for less, and yet somebody kept funding this gas-melon. ![]() Justin’s review: What sounds better? “From the guy who brought you A Christmas Story, it’s Karate Dog” or “From the crackpot who brought you Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, it’s Karate Dog?” From directing one of the greatest comedy classics in the ’80s, Bob Clark bottomed out in a way that only strung-out junkies and certain members of Congress can relate. ![]() Justin’s rating: Never before and never again
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